shinra investigation of the akatsuki

*is outside an active main base of the akatsuki*
neo: ok blue team you are with vincent red team you are with me and green team you stay out here as support

*the entrance is blown open revealing a statue* all: what the %@#$

im in green team? i hope so...

ok red team search for any signs of the akatsuki green team call headquaters tell them we found something that they should take a look at

*pulls our mobile and dials 9857 5248*
'ello? we have somthin 4 inspectin!!!! get ur arses ova here or ill kill ya all *hangs up*
im bored...

subtle very subtle

you get attacked by a hidan copy
neo barely blocks the scythe with his sword

well looks like i can have some fun *kicks hidan away then pulls out two desert eagles and loads him with hot lead seriously because he ignites and bursts into flames*

he burns into paper
(freaky huh)
then you here a beeping
and you notice the explosives

fall back all units fall back *all soldiers exit the building just before the explosives go off*

show yourself you pink eyed bastard come on and bring your fish fillet with you

i am waiting *pulls out a cigarette and light is up* come on at least bring out the pinhead puppet

-sigh- man these fags are cowards ok all units we are pulling out

*turns up* give me one of those *takes a cigerette and walks into the akatsuki lair*

they are not here this was a waste of time so why are you going into the wreckage

just checking and.... *pulls out sasori and kisame from the ruble* there still alive... there base is under ground

anyway do you want to learn alchemy or just get a pair of alchemy powerd suit so you can use a weak form of alchemy whenever you want

hey fish fillet pinhead and maybe later

ok *throws them aside* sorry guys

so what we take them back to shinra or do we kill them

you suddenly notice me standing in the cave entrance
those are fakes and i am right now they are clay clones courtesy
of deidara and will
detonate in 3...2...1.
FUCKING BIG BANG

"OH SHIT! "
Grabs neo and kenpachi and barely escapes the explosions
*panting*
"that was close"

obviously

do you like your admin powers

i am used to it all